Day Two
Yay! I got up at 5:00 am and jumped out of bed, ready to take on that treadmill! Ha ha fat cells! Take dat, take dat, take dat!
Okay, so I'm lying. I woke up groggy and tired at 5:00 am watching the clock with one eye open until 5:15. At the same time my temporary roomie was getting ready to get some sleep. I hate him for that. *lol*
But at 5:30 I was out the door and by 5:35 I was on that treadmill. I figured i'd do 30 minutes, since I hadn't worked out regularly in months. It was great. By the time it was over and I walked back to my apartment, I could hear the fat cells screaming "No! How could you do this to us?! We love you... why are you trying to hurt us?! We're melting... melting..... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Man, I forgot how much I love that feeling! Ya'll know what I'm talking about? The tingle your body gets from working out. Sometimes it almost feels like the fat cells are jumping around from all the excitement. Almost like you gave your body a shock. *lol* I'm gonna be wired for the rest of the day. I had eggs again this morning minus the sausage this time. I brought yogurt for a snack. I had nuts and carrots packed for snacks too, but somehow I forgot them. Darn. :
*11:00am*
Skinny folks are evil, but they disguise the evil with "good intentions". *lol* My manager went on vacation last week, and brought back some chocolates. She had the nerve to ask us which ones should she put out.. the dark chocolates or the milk chocolates. I told her to put out the milk ones, because I have a crush on dark chocolate. *LOL* She put the stoopid box out in the open displaying it all nice. Ask me why i took the box lid and placeed it in front of the box to keep it out of sight when I walk past. Don't be trying to tempt me lady.

7 Comments:
LOL@ fat cells screaming! :P
Yes, ALL bosses are evil! :D
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Anonymous, at Tue Mar 15, 11:17:00 PM EST
Yes girl. Fat cells have voices. They have formed a choir and started singing praises to Haagen-Daaz and Frito-Lay. I have to ignore them constantly. :P
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Ty, at Wed Mar 16, 02:35:00 PM EST
giiirrrll...my fat cells sing soprano 2...this is gonna take some time to get used to! but i can do it!
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Anonymous, at Wed Mar 16, 03:41:00 PM EST
I'm trying to tell you. Mine start singing like
*starts the music to the religious song Gloria*
Haaaaaaaaaaa
a-a-a-a-a
a-a-a-a-a
a-a-a-a-a
gen-daaz
With - whipped - cream - and -choc-late sauce
and
*To the tune of Hallelluja*
Dooooooo-oooo-ritos
Doritos
Doritos
Doooooo-ooo-ritos
Coooo oool Ranch!
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Ty, at Wed Mar 16, 04:02:00 PM EST
LMAO!!! we would probably harmonize pretty well!!!
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Anonymous, at Thu Mar 17, 01:06:00 AM EST
You're a NUT! :)
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Anonymous, at Fri Mar 18, 07:21:00 AM EST
So I've been told *lol*!
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Ty, at Fri Mar 18, 01:21:00 PM EST
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